Thank You Anonymous

Well, thanks anonymous commenter on my last post. That was nice. Cats do rule. My girlfriend's cat decided to bite me in the nose last weekend. He was chilling out sleeping between us (because the naughty stuff was done ;) ) and I decided to see what he'd do if I started blowing on him gently. For clarity's sake: Blowing ON him. With air. Keep your sicko bestiality fetishes on some other site.
The cat decided to lean over and bite me on the nose. He got one tooth inside the nostril. He was gentle about it, it was more a "hey, I know what you're up to and I'm having none of it" sort of bite. Not a "I think I want nose for dinner" bite.
Which he has also done, because like all cats, he is the spawn of Satan.
Which is mostly why I like cats.
That and it rhymes with pussy.
And who doesn't like pussy?
I'll tell you who: homosexual men.
Those fags.